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A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships by The 1975

Published December 3, 2018

A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships by The 1975

I have mixed feelings about The 1975, they make good songs but I don’t like the quirky edge they force upon themselves. The name of that last album gives me rage every time I see it. However, this is a new one with a reasonable album title and some really good choons included. I love the songs that sound like real songs, they’re right up there with some of the best of the year, but then the weird stuff just isn’t for me at all. The ‘song’ that is actually a tale about a robot was even less fun second time round.

Wall Street

Published December 2, 2018

Wall Street

I really enjoyed this film, even though there weren’t very many likeable characters in there. Usually that would turn me off, but the story and twists and turns were so interesting that it kept me engaged.

Shrek

Published December 1, 2018

Shrek

Somehow I’ve never seen this before, but it was quite entertaining as it goes. I’ll admit we had enjoyed a glass or two of wine as we settled in to watch something, anything, to get Mammia Mia out of our minds.

Mamma Mia!

Published December 1, 2018

Mamma Mia!

Just awful. Was I watching the right thing? I don’t get why people love this so much? The audio was terrible, the ADR incredibly distracting. There was a hint of a story there but the songs didn’t make much sense in situ. How could a cast this brilliant create such a terrible movie?

Mission: Impossible - Fallout

Published December 1, 2018

Mission: Impossible - Fallout

Well, this was an adventure. I was scared by how long this movie was when we first started watching but actually it didn’t feel that long as it unfolded. There were certainly plenty of twists along the way, and we audibly gasped a few times. Mr C was very good at not trusting anything he saw, where as I did get sucked in to a few of the face-swapping traps.

Stern taskmaster

Published November 28, 2018

Stern taskmaster

I’d never even heard of Taskmaster until this latest series, and it only crossed my path because I follow James Acaster on Twitter, and he was a participant in the latest series. I like Acaster’s work, and some of the clips and gifs I’ve seen have made me wonder what all the fuss is about. I had to do a bit of digging to find where I could watch this show – it’s broadcast on Dave, which means it’s part of the UK TV family. There’s an on demand app called UK TV Play (I do not recommend this app, it’s very poor compared to other video streaming efforts). So, I downloaded and started watching.

Unqualified by Anna Faris

Published November 28, 2018

Unqualified by Anna Faris

I used to listen to Anna’s podcast but not so much anymore - not because it isn’t good, but because, to be honest, I wasn’t so interested in the problem solving part of it. I liked the chat with the guests and the probing segments, and Anna was always so brilliant at getting people to open up whilst being honest about herself, but in the end I paused listening.

The Illustrated Mum by Jacqueline Wilson

Published November 27, 2018

The Illustrated Mum by Jacqueline Wilson

Every time I read a Jacqueline Wilson book, I always start out wracked with guilt that I’m far too old to be reading them but then get sucked into the story and finish it up anyway. This one was aimed at slightly older readers, which was better, although it did mean the story took some dark turns here and there. The bit with the paint, goodness me!

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens

Published November 26, 2018

Tea for the Tillerman by Cat Stevens

Ah, what a lovely album. I recognised the title and the title track from the theme tune to Extras, and of course there are a few great songs on there - Wild World, Father and Son, etc. It’s a really good, quite relaxing, occasionally moving, piece of work. God I really do love Wild World as a song.

You Know I Know by Olly Murs

Published November 26, 2018

You Know I Know by Olly Murs

The thing about this album is, it’s exactly what you would expect. Olly Murs makes good pop so it’s a perfectly pleasant and listenable album with a few good guests. The one mistake he’s made is, on the version I listened to, he finished off the album with a handful of his other singles, like a greatest hits. And that meant I preferred those a lot more than the new stuff.

Incredibles 2

Published November 25, 2018

Incredibles 2

So, I re-watched the first Incredibles movie before this one because I couldn’t remember it at all. And I wasn’t super duper impressed so I don’t really know what the fuss is all about with this series. And I also don’t think that film needed a sequel but here we are.

The house on the hill

Published November 25, 2018

The house on the hill

I was aware of the hype surrounding Netflix’s recent horror offering, The Haunting of Hill House, but I wasn’t sure I was prepared for it. I quite like a good horror but haven’t watched anything in that genre for such a long time, I’ll be honest, I was a bit nervous about my nerves. However, a friend recommended it and thus I was convinced to at least give it a go.

Love, Simon

Published November 24, 2018

Love, Simon

The story was good, the twists and turns intriguing, and of course a great, if painful, journey for this kid to go on. I felt quite stressed about how public the end of the movie was and a bit disappointed in who Blue ended up being - I guessed quite early on that it would be who it was because hey, kissing someone of the opposite sex doesn’t mean anything, really, not when you’re a teenager.

While You Were Sleeping

Published November 24, 2018

While You Were Sleeping

Bit of a weird concept this one, man in a coma, woman lies quite a lot and ends up infiltrated within his family. I was conflicted about what was happening throughout most of it.

Life of the Party

Published November 23, 2018

Life of the Party

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting huge amounts from this. Melissa McCarthy has a hit and miss strike rate from what we’ve seen so far, and the concept didn’t look too original. But the trailer was okay and we were in the mood for some relatively straight forward comedy, and this seemed to fit the bill.

Yes, My Accent is Real by Kunal Nayyar

Published November 23, 2018

Yes, My Accent is Real by Kunal Nayyar

I love The Big Bang Theory so was interested to read the story behind one of its stars - particularly one who has brought his own heritage and culture to a very American show. I really enjoyed this memoir, it was never dull even though it did relate some childhood stories here and there. But it was mostly about a person who sometimes fits in and sometimes doesn’t, sometimes is surrounded by thousands of friends and family, and sometimes is sitting alone in a dorm room wondering what to do with his life.

The Quiet Earth by Elizabeth Harris

Published November 22, 2018

The Quiet Earth by Elizabeth Harris

I don’t know if this is the kind of book I would usually read, but the more I read the more I started to get into it. It felt like a bit of a slow start, but gradually it gathered steam, particularly as the historical parts started to take shape. Following two time streams with a modern day archeological dig and flashing back to those around in the time being slowly uncovered.

Living Years by Mike + The Mechanics

Published November 19, 2018

Living Years by Mike + The Mechanics

Right, there are two parts to this. First time through, I couldn’t really look past The Living Years. Why would you bother with the rest of the album when you have such a good song to start with. But then, of course, the second time I listened through, I quite enjoyed the rest of it too. It’s wonderfully eighties, of its time, and just a solid listen.

LM5 by Little Mix

Published November 19, 2018

LM5 by Little Mix

I like the direction the girls have taken with this - standing up for themselves, not caring what people think, and championing all the right things: feminism, feeling good about yourself, not taking any nonsense. The singles are good, the rest of it didn’t really stand out but was exactly what you’d want from Little Mix - pop grooves to boost your confidence.

Finding the right path

Published November 18, 2018

Finding the right path

Earlier this year, I worked my way through Swift Playgrounds – Apple’s easy-to-use educational tool to teach you the basics of the Swift language – and to celebrate, purchased a quite adorable R2D2 that you can program with that self-same language. Unfortunately, I couldn’t quite make the leap in my head from the playgrounds I had been messing about with to the more tangible efforts with a toy, and the instructions that came with that little droid were a bit more advanced than I was.

Bronzed

Published November 18, 2018

Bronzed

I mean, sure, it’s cold and drizzly and dark, but the colours.

Swimming With Men

Published November 17, 2018

Swimming With Men

From our viewing perspective, this film was hurt by the fact that we watched it immediately after Tag. Completely different genres, and with such a slow start it felt like the story took ages to get going. Rob Brydon is great at what he does, but watching him get frustrated with life for half an hour wasn’t the best start.

Tag

Published November 17, 2018

Tag

Very interesting film, this one. It’s a dark comedy, along the lines of Game Night - a bit of a twist on the normal comedy format with some moments where you’re genuinely shocked. It’s a fascinating idea, this true story, games lingering on into adulthood when they really should have stopped, and how they affect the lives.

Ocean's Eight

Published November 16, 2018

Ocean's Eight

Pretty good, really. It’s an ambitious feat, to reimagine the world of Ocean’s after such a good initial trilogy (well at least some of the trilogy, anyway). But here, there’s another fab group of people ably helmed by Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett - I really liked them as a duo.

I Love Rock 'n Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Published November 12, 2018

I Love Rock 'n Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Loved this! I know Joan Jett from Bad Education, but that album wasn’t available on Apple Music so this was a close second. It was great, just some pure pop rock from a kick-ass lady who can pull off a tune, whether original or a cover. I Love Rock ‘N Roll is a great title track too.

Simulation Theory by Muse

Published November 12, 2018

Simulation Theory by Muse

I liked this, I mean, it was very Muse-y, so you know what you’re getting. I know that Muse can write about deep and meaningful topics but I don’t know if I got in that zone in just two listens. But what I did find is that I really enjoyed the music, and found it great to listen to, regardless of subject matter.

Out of the shadows

Published November 11, 2018

Out of the shadows

When we watched the new Tomb Raider film back in July, I was quite inspired by some of the behind the scenes footage that showed Alicia Vikander getting super fit to play the role. I wanted to be super fit like that too! Get to the gym, lady, and sort it out! It worked, for a bit. But how funny, then, that it’s also the fault of Lara Croft that my workout schedule has been interrupted in recent weeks.

Cake or crumble

Published November 11, 2018

Cake or crumble

I mentioned before how the household is looking to make healthier choices, and that involves me spending a bit more time in the kitchen than I have been doing over the last few years. I’m not the best cook, but I do quite enjoy the process and whilst my presentation skills are essentially non-existent, I can occasionally whip something together that tastes nice. At the moment, my mealtime focus has turned to using fresh ingredients wherever possible, and avoiding ready meals. It takes a bit more effort, but is worth it. Meanwhile, my baking focus has turned towards sugar-free. I was a bit sceptical of the sugar-free movement when it first arrived (and by that I mean when Davina first started banging on about it), but now I’m intrigued.

The Secret Seven by Enid Blyton

Published November 8, 2018

The Secret Seven by Enid Blyton

Occasionally, I want something quick and easy to devour, and at the same time revisit my childhood. I always remember having Enid Blyton books to hand, but I don’t think The Secret Seven were one of my favourites. For a start, it’s quite hard to remember seven distinct people, particularly when they are all quite similar plucky young kids. I did like, however, when compared to the Famous Five, that the count in the title didn’t include a dog!

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Published November 5, 2018

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Whenever I listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I tend to just think ’this is good, sounds like Red Hot Chili Peppers, just as you would expect’. And this album was exactly the same as all that. It’s a long one, well over an hour, but never boring. Just lots of good rock tunes from a band who are very good at what they do.

EL MAL QUERER by ROSALÍA

Published November 5, 2018

EL MAL QUERER by ROSALÍA

I was quite excited about this album because I love the single Malamente, and Julie Adenuga has been bigging up Rosalía for a while now. I didn’t really get on with the album as a whole, unfortunately. There are some good tracks on there, but then there are also some songs which are quite warbly, screechy even, and I just wasn’t down with it.

Ice Princess

Published November 5, 2018

Ice Princess

This film is really good at what it does but let’s not pretend it’s deep and meaningful. It’s your standard Disney kid’s film about a girl who wants to become an ice skater, and she has to overcome the competition and deal with her mother’s disappointment as well.

The Time of My Life by Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi

Published November 5, 2018

The Time of My Life by Patrick Swayze and Lisa Niemi

I realised, when I started reading this, that I actually don’t know much about Patrick Swayze. Other than the fact that I fell to pieces the last time I watched Dirty Dancing, I couldn’t really tell you anything about him. This was, then, an interesting autobiography, detailing his early life obsessed with dancing, through the difficult years of trying to grow a career, through to finally making it and dealing with fame.

Aladdin

Published November 3, 2018

Aladdin

So I managed to get Mr C to watch The Lion King, and after viewing that one, I realised he probably needed to watch Aladdin as well, because I was going to want to see the live action remake next year. We finally got round to it, and yay!

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Published November 3, 2018

I Love You, Beth Cooper

After something a bit relaxing and keen on seeing Hayden Panettiere on screen again, we tried this teen rom com thing. It was fine, funny in places and also quite moving in others, but ultimately… no different to any other prom night hijinks film you can name.

Falling Down

Published November 3, 2018

Falling Down

This was an interesting one. I always feel a bit weird about films where it’s not totally clear who you should be rooting for - or in this instance whether the bad guy is really all that bad or not. It’s good to have a bit of nuance, but it always leaves me wondering how I feel about what I’ve seen.

Are you Team TARDIS?

Published November 3, 2018

Are you Team TARDIS?

We’ve seen four episodes of the new series of Doctor Who and that’s long enough for me to cast my opinion on the whole thing. Heck, it only took a couple of episodes to know I wasn’t keen on Capaldi, but where do I stand on the Whittaker era? Good news: I love it! It’s fresh, fast, funny, approachable, likeable, different and new. Here are five slightly more specific thoughts:

Along Came a Spider by James Patterson

Published October 30, 2018

Along Came a Spider by James Patterson

Interesting one this. I’m always curious to read the first book in a new series to see if it captures my attention - but I can’t decide if this one did or not. It was a cop thriller style story, following a slightly unorthodox detective as he went about solving whatever crime was put before him. It had some of the cliches that you know - being taken off the case but still investigating, the twist at the end where it turns out someone you least expected was involved, the connection with the hunted that only our protagonist has.

OK Computer by Radiohead

Published October 29, 2018

OK Computer by Radiohead

I was kinda hoping this would be better than it was. The album is billed as one of the greatest ever, and I do like some of Radiohead’s work. This album was perfectly good, with some real highlights, but I don’t know that I cared for the whole thing, particularly, and I certainly wouldn’t put it up there as one of the best ever.

Empress by RAY BLK

Published October 29, 2018

Empress by RAY BLK

Love this album. Run Run is a great song to kick off with, and we travel through some great highs and lows to end with the inspirational Just a Kid. It’s a short album, just eight songs lasting thirty minutes, but it still had a pretty big impact on me.

Starting a life list

Published October 28, 2018

Starting a life list

My Life List needs a bit of tender loving care, having been neglected recently, but before I do that I wanted to write a quick post about starting your own list. I think Life Lists are not as in vogue as they were a year or two ago (let’s be honest, the world falling apart is probably a bit distracting), but I still think they can be useful and inspiring. I’ve talked to a few people recently who expressed a desire to start their own lists but fall back on ‘I wouldn’t really know where to start’. So, here are my five tips to getting started:

Get Him to the Greek

Published October 27, 2018

Get Him to the Greek

By the time we watched this film, we’d had a couple of drinks, and I think that’s the only reason we enjoyed it as much as we did. It’s not a very good movie, but what it has is that constant ‘Oh my god he’s in it’ and ‘wait a minute, that’s her!’ There were some funny moments, and some gross moments, and that moment when we suddenly realised it was a spin off from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

This is Spinal Tap

Published October 27, 2018

This is Spinal Tap

Yay! It was good! This was a film Mr C and I have both kinda been dreading. There’s always pressure on me to watch classic films that everyone loves in case I end up not liking them. And he was really worried that I wasn’t going to. Eventually, we just dived in and thankfully, I liked it! Not just that, actually, I loved it.

In the wrong gear

Published October 25, 2018

In the wrong gear

You’ll have seen, no doubt, the recent news that a fresh batch of Top Gear hosts have been announced. If I’m honest, I had forgotten that Matt Le Blanc was leaving and when I saw the new names, that wave of disappointment hit me all over again. The last series of Top Gear wasn’t perfect but it was good and entertaining and had a spark of what made Top Gear great in the first place. It also had a sense of inclusion, what with the variety of people featured and the lack of divisive commentary.

The Worst Witch by Jill Murphy

Published October 24, 2018

The Worst Witch by Jill Murphy

After failing to finish my last book, I wanted to read something quick, easy and familiar. This children’s book is one of my very favourites. A precursor to the world of Harry Potter, The Worst Witch looks at a castle of young witches being educated in the ways of the magical world. There’s no major danger like there is in HP, so it’s just a nice way to revel in the idea of being taught how to be a witch.

A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth

Published October 23, 2018

A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth

I’ll be honest and admit, I didn’t get to the end of this. It wasn’t bad, it just didn’t grab my attention the way I hope a book does. I wouldn’t usually review a book I don’t finish but this one was part of my Big Read to do list so I tried to keep pushing on as long as possible. I’ve been picking this up and putting it down for months, which is never a good sign.

The Raw & the Cooked by Fine Young Cannibals

Published October 22, 2018

The Raw & the Cooked by Fine Young Cannibals

I went into this album anticipating that the first song, the single, She Drives Me Crazy, would stand head and shoulders above the rest of the tracks. And it did. The rest was okay, but when you start out with a great tune like that, it’s hard to make it all stand out. I wasn’t totally convinced, either, by the cover of Ever Fallen in Love at the end.

Broken Politics by Neneh Cherry

Published October 22, 2018

Broken Politics by Neneh Cherry

This was one of the chillest albums I’ve heard in a long time. I was quite keen to listen to it despite the fact I realised I don’t know any of Neneh’s previous work - I’m just aware of the family and like their output. There was nothing wrong with this album but it didn’t stand out particularly to me. It was perfect for background, chill music.

Screen time after time

Published October 21, 2018

Screen time after time

There’s quite a few neat things that have been introduced in Apple’s latest software update for iPhones and iPads, but today I’ve been thinking about the new Screen Time feature. It’s on my mind today because Sunday morning is when the report pops up and tells you just how well you’ve managed to waste your week. As a concept, Screen Time is a really good addition. More information is always better, and when I got the very first Screen Time report, I immediately deleted an app that was clearly taking up far too much of my daily life. Since then, my reports have been pretty consistent, but I haven’t yet dug into the vast amount of detail that is available within the Screen Time pages.

Addams Family Values

Published October 20, 2018

Addams Family Values

Ahh, I love this film. It’s one of the few examples where the sequel is better than the original, and I particularly love it because of all the camp stuff. I think I could watch an entire movie of just the kids at camp. Being the outsider amongst a sea of preppy kids is relatable, even if the specifics of the Addams children are not quite so normal.