We’ve managed to come into possession of a Nintendo DS Lite, and we cannot stop playing it. Or maybe that should read “I” cannot stop playing it. We fight over it like people fight custody battles.

“I want to take it to work today.” “You won’t have time to play it.” “Lunchtime.” “I want it. Give it to me.” “It’s half mine.” “It’s half mine.”

There’s no easy answer and we’re just going to have to draw up a schedule to share it. Those silly Super Mario Bros. have a lot to answer for.