The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
Published December 4, 2021
Film info
- Title The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star
- Director Mike Rohl
- Year 2021
- Run time 1hr 46m
- Genres Romance, Comedy
- Tagline Merry Switchmas
When a priceless Christmas relic is stolen, royal look-alikes Margaret and Stacy turn to audacious doppelgänger Fiona - and her dashing ex - for help.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 2:11 | Putting a star on top of a tree isn’t going to keep it safe. If anything it’s more dangerous. |
| 4:09 | “Are you on your way to the airport?” she asks the teenager clearly in her PJs in her room. |
| 7:11 | “This is an international scandal of epic proportions.” Love the drama. |
| 11:39 | Must return by December 26th, note that down, it must be important. |
| 19:55 | Hands up who thought this was going to be a heist movie? |
| 28:29 | “You took a risk and it paid off.” That’s a man’s way of saying well done. |
| 33:31 | Turns out Fiona and Peter went to Hogwarts when they were kids. |
| 40:37 | “How do you feel about polar bears?” asked no one ever. |
| 42:43 | Woohoo, dude’s driving a Tesla across Europe. Can we follow him please? |
| 45:47 | “I can’t be in two places at once.” There’s three of her in the same room right now. |
| 54:52 | YAS, double switcheroo! |
| 59:30 | “Would you like to see my Christmas tree?” DUDE! |
| 1:04:07 | How much do we love Gunnar? |
| 1:11:45 | “It’s deliciously exhilarating, engaging in all this skullduggery.” |
| 1:21:43 | They all do such good coats, in this snowy weather. |
| 1:35:22 | The buzzing she does to shut people up… I need to employ that in my life. |
Thoughts
Yea, this just wasn’t very good at all. No one’s going to say that the previous two were works of art, but they were Christmassy and fun and why not. This was the weakest of the lot by a long way. The fact that it was Christmas was tangential to the entire story, and two of the three Vanessa Hudgens characters took a back seat… presumably because they are both happily married and that’s the end of their story. They are no longer interesting people. Rage.
Genuinely the only good thing about this film was that Gunnar was in it.
Rating: 1 / 5
