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2012

Published May 17, 2010

2012

Film info

  • Title 2012
  • Director Roland Emmerich
  • Year 2009
  • Run time 2hrs 38m
  • Genres Action, Adventure, Science Fiction
  • Tagline We were warned

From Roland Emmerich, director of THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW and INDEPENDENCE DAY, comes the ultimate action-adventure film, exploding with groundbreaking special effects. As the world faces a catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions, cities collapse and continents crumble. 2012 brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.

Live Blog

Time Comment
2:10 Fish curry sounds so gross. Like fish tacos. Anything with fish I guess. I don’t even mind fish really.
3:32 Uh oh, I sense some science coming on.
4:23 What’s a neutrino?
6:57 This is 2009. They’ve got three years to sort it all out.
10:51 Aren’t Euros and Dollars about the same? Maybe not in 2011.
13:41 There’s me worrying about the surface damage to the roads because of the ice. Nothing like this enormous earthquake!
16:40 I’m glad that didn’t happen when we went on a boat.
18:35 I know that Yellowstone is a bit of a hotbed, isn’t it?
22:00 He ignored the signs. If something bad happens, it’s his own fault.
28:45 Well, that’s not Google Maps.
29:45 Kids can be so cruel.
31:40 “Download” the blog? Who actually says that?
32:45 Good old cartoons for us simple folks. Now I know what a neutrino is.
34:31 I hope Rupert Murdoch does not get a free seat.
36:01 I can’t believe that’s Amanda Peet - she looks like a completely different person.
39:46 Is it wrong that ’let’s get ready to rumble’ just makes me think of Ant & Dec?
46:51 A big donut! I love it!
52:06 This film is awesome.
59:02 A giant ash cloud. That sounds eerily familiar.
1:05:15 “We’re gonna need a bigger plane.”
1:14:01 I hope there are other women on that plane, otherwise continuing the human race will take a while.
1:19:03 I can’t understand how that plane gets off the ground normally, let alone in an apocalypse.
1:20:17 How come China is alright?
1:23:37 I really have no idea what the big Russian man is saying. And he’s not even speaking Russian.
1:31:17 What have we learnt from the destruction of the Vatican? Round, dome style roof top tower things are not a good design in an emergency.
1:45:39 Is that a giraffe?
1:52:25 Wasn’t he in Eastenders? That takes the edge off a little bit, I gotta say.
1:58:29 I figured out that it was a boat just one minute before they said it. Go me!
2:08:06 I have bought all the effects so far, but the hand clasping thing… really?
2:12:40 You can never really account for Air Force One crashing into your giant Ark.
2:17:26 She wasn’t watching her child very carefully.
2:26:50 - What are they going to do for food and stuff?
2:28:10 I’m surprised it only took 27 days for the world to settle down and the sun to come out.

Thoughts

I have always been a fan of a good disaster movie, and when I saw the trailer for this I knew I’d have to watch it. We had to wait for it to come out to rent on iTunes - so that we could enjoy the full HD experience.

Oh, it was just so good. This film was well over my self-imposed two hour attention span and I was gripped all the way through. It was good old-fashioned disaster movie stuff, but it worked. All of it. Even the plot holes and the mushy stuff didn’t get in the way. I was glad that they actually had a plan to save the human race, rather than just running to the top of the nearest mountain. Loved it.

Rating: 5 / 5

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