On his Facebook page, Franck takes questions from his fans and answers them. I’m not sure how long it’s been going on, because I don’t like Facebook very much and I’m annoyed that it’s the only place FKM seems to exist anymore.

However, in this month’s Q&A, there are some startling (to me) revelations!

Give or take dodgy translations:

How are your baby already? It’s not too hard to get away from him?

My daughter is going very well thank you …. and I am never far from her, believe me!

WHAT!!!!

Can’t believe I didn’t know Mr F had a daughter.

I am going to admit it, finally, that I can no longer blog about FKM. It’s not because he has a child, and therefore kidnapping him seems more unfair than it did before, but because I find it impossible to keep track of him.

After three years, just over 150 posts, a couple of sightings from afar, an email from the man himself, months of silence, race appearances that I never watch, and my always forgetting his birthday, it has come to an end.

I’ll always heart you, Franck, but now I’m just going to do it a bit more quietly.