I’m not so good at formal events like this, and I don’t particularly want a fuss at my funeral. Although, of course, I’m hoping not to be conscious of what’s going on when it does happen, so the organisers could make as much fuss as they want.

Music isn’t something I’d particularly given thought to at a funeral, but eventually, I found something I’d like. Imagine the scene, the coffin travelling towards a fiery inferno and out bursts…

That ought to do it. I am not dead. I am just travelling in another dimension.