The most read item on the BBC as I type this is stunning.

TV star Declan Donnelly was amongst hundreds of football fans in London who missed England’s all-important World Cup goal after a power cut.

“We were watching the game in a pub in Kew,” Donnelly told the BBC news website. “One minute before the goal, the power went.”

Hey, you know what? I didn’t get to see any of the match. Where’s my news item?