Last weekend, whilst watching the few remaining episodes of Baywatch that we had stored, I thought to myself “That’s two days of my life, cooped up inside.” Although it was brilliant fun and I absolutely adore Baywatch, having done the exact same thing for the previous three weekends as well, I was starting to think maybe there was something else I could be doing with my free time.

Now Baywatch seems to have been taken off the air so we have an entire weekend to fill, and no idea what to do with it.

“What shall we do today?”

“You know, I was thinking, we could, like, maybe, have a, I dunno, a proper conversation or something…”

Blinks.

Both: “Nah.”