I’m currently reading Don’t Eat This Book by Morgan Spurlock, the guy who made the film Super Size Me. It’s basically more of the same, talking about how bad McDonalds is for you, and full of facts that will scare you away from the Golden Arches forever. But apparently Subway are just as bad. If you don’t order one of those six healthy sandwiches, and instead order something off the menu, it’s packed with calories and not very good for you at all. You may as well stuff your face with a burger from the evil that is Ronald McDonald.

I’m sad about this. I like Subway. I like sandwiches.