Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3
Published September 11, 2025
Film info
- Title Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3
- Director Paul Hoen
- Year 2022
- Run time 1hr 28m
- Genres Family, Comedy, Fantasy
- Tagline They beam down. We rise up.
Zed and Addison are beginning their final year at Seabrook High in the town that’s become a safe haven for monsters and humans alike. Zed is anticipating an athletic scholarship that will make him the first Zombie to attend college, while Addison is gearing up for Seabrook’s first international cheer-off competition. Then suddenly, extraterrestrial beings appear around Seabrook, provoking something other than friendly competition.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 0:29 | “Seabrook is becoming a perfect place.” Not possible. |
| 2:14 | It’s definitely still cheating to go zombie during the game. |
| 7:54 | Zed Necrodopolous… I mean, his name couldn’t be more dead if it tried. |
| 15:03 | Not sure how I feel about it being hair colour that defines what you are. |
| 22:50 | I like this ‘we’re fine’ song. Best one so far. |
| 28:19 | Starting to see Matt Cornett popping up more and more. We have High School Musical to thank for that. |
| 39:03 | The werewolves incorporate howling in their songs and it’s so Shakira. |
| 42:30 | “I’m not angry, I’m just in harmony in a super hostile way.” |
| 46:45 | She’s been through this before though, maybe do some research before trying to leap in. |
| 59:45 | “We are breaking down barriers, people.” |
| 1:07:51 | Why doesn’t the mum have white hair? |
| 1:10:11 | She does have white hair! |
| 1:23:51 | I do like how nonsense Bucky is, he’s never gonna survive in the real world. |
| 1:25:10 | What supernatural creatures are left for the next movie? |
Thoughts
At this point, you know what you’re getting from these TV movie musicals, and the direction of this one was very much highlighted at the end of the last. We’ve had zombies, we’ve had werewolves, and now we’ve got aliens, all differentiated by their hair colour. This was fun, more of the ‘us against them until we realise we have more in common than we think and all eventually get along’ story, some medium to good songs, and tolerable dance routines. I don’t think it’s as good as the first two movies, but it’s plenty watchable.
Rating: 3 / 5
