Uncharted
Published January 11, 2025
Film info
- Title Uncharted
- Director Ruben Fleischer
- Year 2022
- Run time 1hr 56m
- Genres Action, Adventure
- Tagline Fortune favors the bold
A young street-smart, Nathan Drake and his wisecracking partner Victor 'Sully' Sullivan embark on a dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 3:53 | Intense start to a movie! |
| 5:05 | “Lost, not gone. There’s a difference.” |
| 13:32 | I know nothing about Magellan, the history lesson is actually quite useful. |
| 21:17 | He can’t just suddenly have a cat. He has no stuff for it. |
| 31:16 | I love the name Teeterboro. |
| 41:01 | Excellent churches in Barcelona. |
| 46:58 | Whoops, I always have a lot of apps open too. |
| 56:45 | The well filling up is a nightmare waiting to happen. |
| 1:02:24 | Turns out thieves aren’t trustworthy. |
| 1:07:22 | The postcards are so obviously important. |
| 1:18:53 | “Fell out of a car that fell out of a plane.” |
| 1:24:55 | The lesson of this film is really don’t trust anyone ever. |
| 1:32:48 | So much nonsense around getting these ships out of the cave. |
| 1:40:16 | No respect for these priceless boats. |
Thoughts
This started out great. A mismatched buddy comedy combined with elements of Indiana Jones and the Da Vinci Code. Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg bounced off each other well, at first prickly, gradually warming up to each other. It was fun and entertaining and then… then they found the boats. After that it was absolute insanity. You could suspend your disbelief for everything preceding it, even the Papa Johns, but once the boats started flying, it was absolute nonsense and really just annoying. I still enjoyed watching it and am interested if they are, indeed, making a sequel, but do think they could have done better.
Rating: 2 / 5