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The Final Destination

Published April 6, 2026

The Final Destination

Film info

  • Title The Final Destination
  • Director David R. Ellis
  • Year 2009
  • Run time 1hr 22m
  • Genres Horror, Mystery
  • Tagline Rest in pieces

A horrifying premonition saves a young man and his friends from death during a racetrack accident but terrible fates await them nonetheless.

Live blog

Time Comment
1:20 You can’t go to a race hoping to see a crash, that’s awful.
5:03 The nuts and bolts wouldn’t just turn like that though, would they?
7:49 They’ve ramped up the gore so it’s like a cartoon, I’m kind of glad of that though!
14:44 Hunt is a proper asshole character.
17:54 Having visions of the other deaths is new, isn’t it?
21:22 Also the death kind of fitting the crime!
27:10 I do love the random stuff all happening to make you guess.
28:23 Imagine those two boys witnessing their mother’s death like that. Awful.
31:46 “Would it kill you to be sensitive?” “I don’t know, I never tried it.”
47:04 Hmm, I don’t like car washes anyway, I might look away.
51:24 I was going to say surely just drowning is too tame for this movie… and I was right. Gross.
1:04:15 “It’s not coming out, JANET.” Don’t know why, I just enjoyed the way she said that.
1:18:10 Not sure why they think it’s all solved now.

Thoughts

Wow, this was objectively terrible. I stumbled across this after powering through the first three movies a few years ago. They were available on HBO Max and I’m glad I didn’t fork out anything specific for this one because oof, it’s bad. They’ve taken the great idea of Final Destination and turned it into a cartoon essentially. The graphics are bad, the gore is next level but completely unbelievable, and the characters don’t have a chance to develop at all. Other than the racist and the objectionable friend, they are bland and undefineable. I don’t know if Final Destination 5 is any better, I’m still going to watch it, obviously!

Rating: 1 / 5

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