The Family Plan 2
Published November 23, 2025
Film info
- Title The Family Plan 2
- Director Simon Cellan Jones
- Year 2025
- Run time 1hr 46m
- Genres Action, Comedy
- Tagline Deck the halls, dodge the bad guys
Now that Dan’s assassin days are behind him, all he wants for Christmas is quality time with his kids. But when he learns his daughter has her own plans, he books a family trip to London—putting them all in the crosshairs of an unexpected enemy.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 2:58 | Scaling a building for date night is so milk tray man. |
| 4:56 | It’s impossible not to join in to Unbelievable! |
| 13:05 | Jet lag at Christmas is no joke. |
| 14:46 | Triple threat: cooking, parkour and DJ. |
| 18:16 | How is their hotel room looking down on Big Ben? |
| 30:42 | I don’t know how I would get around without my phone. |
| 38:08 | “Thanks for the exfil no one wanted.” |
| 39:55 | Wasn’t expecting Sanjeev to pop up. |
| 45:33 | “Sorry I don’t have Christmas tree. That requires going out and that requires getting dressed.” |
| 55:45 | “Work is slow. Cats are expensive.” I love Svetlana. |
| 1:01:49 | Love that itty bitty car. |
| 1:06:45 | Parkour! |
| 1:17:53 | That jump was crazy. |
| 1:23:55 | Such a waste of wine! |
| 1:28:37 | Who gets a stained glass of themselves put in their house? |
Thoughts
There was so little Christmas in this, I feel a bit robbed. A little montage of Christmas in London does not a festive movie make. So I was already a bit grumpy with the whole thing and when it turned out to not be very good, that was the final nail in the coffin. It’s not really a good sign that the best characters were not in the family…
There was the occasional funny moment but generally it was just a mediocre spy thriller with some lazy plotting. I’m sure there’ll be a third one though - which member of the family can we drag out of the past next time?
Rating: 1 / 5
