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Murder on the Blackpool Express

Published April 28, 2024

Murder on the Blackpool Express

Film info

  • Title Murder on the Blackpool Express
  • Director Simon Delaney
  • Year 2017
  • Run time 1hr 30m
  • Genres Comedy, Mystery
  • Tagline A who's who of a who dunnit

In this feature-length mystery comedy, a crime writer takes fans on a coach tour of locations from his books. Soon, the passengers are faced with the possibility of a murderer on board.

Live blog

Time Comment
1:29 “Always the same, these literary tours. Book-reading psychopaths.”
5:28 Loving Mildred with the nunchucks!
15:38 They are going to some nice locations, it has to be said.
20:44 It makes no sense, why are they carrying on?

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Thoughts

I’ve noticed this series of TV films in passing occasionally, and thought they were probably worth a look - featuring lots of well known faces, and helmed by the lovely Sian Gibson from Peter Kay’s Car Share. But I tried this one, the first in the series, and it just didn’t grab me at all - very few laughs, a slow pace, and a weird idea that they would just ignore a murder and carry on.

Rating: Unrated

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