Bump: A Christmas Film
Published December 20, 2025
Film info
- Title Bump: A Christmas Film
- Director Margie Beattie
- Year 2025
- Run time 1hr 30m
- Genres Family, Drama
- Tagline Grab your tinsel and your passport
The Chalmers-Davis family head to Colombia for a Christmas cruise to see Rosa's homeland.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 1:34 | “I’m pretty sure I can handle a holiday with a baby.” HA. |
| 4:13 | I thought Angie was dead. Confusing. |
| 6:51 | I like this guide to South American countries. |
| 8:42 | I also thought Santi spoke Spanish already. This is weird. |
| 17:20 | Auto-fiction is a weird kind of description. |
| 37:16 | Hmm, I don’t like it when Oly and Santi are bickering like this. |
| 41:59 | I wonder if babies feel seasick. |
| 48:06 | “Beautiful, magical dream of a country.” |
| 54:31 | I agree with Angie, bad things come in three, and there have been three. |
| 1:01:39 | “Maybe don’t do dumb stuff.” The sympathy. |
| 1:08:33 | He is not a good captain. |
| 1:15:56 | What skill WOULD I bring in an apocalypse? |
| 1:24:26 | The 12 grapes, 12 wishes thing is good. |
Thoughts
I was really keen to watch this having enjoyed the series enormously. It was very confusing right from the start, given that it takes place before the events of the series finale, and with Angie alive and kicking again. But also, it just wasn’t very good. Not very much happened, and all the characters were just sniping at each other for an hour, which wasn’t exactly entertaining to watch. It didn’t seem to have the heart or the gentle jokes or anything that the series excelled at. I feel like we should have just stuck with the three series and left it there.
Rating: 1 / 5
