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Austin Powers in Goldmember

Published April 26, 2024

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Film info

  • Title Austin Powers in Goldmember
  • Director Jay Roach
  • Year 2002
  • Run time 1hr 33m
  • Genres Science Fiction, Comedy, Crime
  • Tagline He's still evil, he's still deadly, and he's still surrounded by frickin' idiots!

The world's most shagadelic spy continues his fight against the diabolical Dr. Evil, who's teamed with a new foe: 1970s villain Goldmember.

Live blog

Time Comment
1:18 Someone had to at least parachute near to that car, very impressive.
2:43 I so want to watch this Tom Cruise movie.
6:41 Fembot Britney.
11:02 “You know this is causing me serious psychological harm.”
12:30 I love Scott.
21:03 Imagine being in the same class as Austin and Evil.
29:23 “Just… overpowering my guards.”
35:15 Amazing what a difference a wig and makeup can make, Frau looks totally different.
39:06 There is vital information on YouTube if you can get past the animal videos.
41:07 Best submarine ever.
49:24 Ugh, hate FB.
53:22 “Frickin’ sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads.”
1:06:39 Minibar for Mini Me!
1:20:23 Ooh brotherly twist.

Thoughts

I’ve put off watching this over and over again because even though I wanted to complete the trilogy on here, I just remembered it being really bad. Actually, it wasn’t as gross or bad as I remembered and was pretty funny in places. Of course there are moments that don’t stand the test of time, and I could really do without Fat Bastard in any capacity, but even those scenes weren’t as bad as my memory suggested. Glad to have completed the set!

Rating: 3 / 5

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