A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Published December 9, 2025
Film info
- Title A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
- Director Jessica Yu
- Year 2025
- Run time 1hr 28m
- Genres Music, Comedy
- Tagline Let it bro, let it bro, let it bro
Kevin, Nick, and Joe Jonas face a series of escalating obstacles as they struggle to make it from London to New York in time to spend Christmas with their families.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 0:52 | “Your hair doesn’t matter, you’re no Joe Jonas.” |
| 7:37 | I already massively love this movie. |
| 10:46 | I don’t think I’ve had a penguin tree ornament. Must fix that. |
| 12:55 | Lightning hits planes all the time, they’re going to ground all the planes if they really believe it was lightning. |
| 19:12 | That definitely wasn’t St Pancras. |
| 22:40 | They dissected a PIG in science class? |
| 27:54 | Two pieces of string gaffa taped to a door does not a lock make. |
| 38:52 | “The stuff we say to you is so mean, you don’t even have to embellish it in your memory.” |
| 47:41 | Who is voting in a list of most punchable bands? And who is number one? |
| 58:14 | “Guys, I’ve got this. I know Glen Powell from Top Gun.” |
| 59:59 | This is sponsored by Apple, right? Who talks about AppleCare? |
| 1:04:29 | The guitar is singing! |
| 1:10:45 | “It’s like the end of Love Actually… only horrible.” |
Thoughts
I love, love, LOVED this film. Right from the start and every minute of it until the end. The trailer looked fun but I wasn’t really expecting a lot - a sort of Jonas brothers rip off of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And it was that, but it was also so much more. It was hilarious, right from the start, I laughed a lot. They don’t take themselves too seriously, and stack the whole thing with great jokes and self-deprecating moments. The songs are good, maybe not as Christmassy as I hoped, but still excellent for a modern musical.
There are only tiny problems with it. I can’t bring myself to talk about their representation of St. Pancras, and the CGI of various plane-related incidents was so bad it was cartoonish… although that somehow made it more palatable.
But a great cast, plenty of surprises, a fun story, lots of laughs, some moving songs, and, of course, a happy ending. LOVE.
Rating: 5 / 5
