These tweets make about as much sense as mine anyway

Published April 13, 2011

I have often expressed my frustrations at Twitter, and continue to have a love/hate relationship with the microblogging platform.

At the moment, I’m more on the love side, though, and anything that makes it even more amusing can only be a good thing.

Yesterday, I was introduced to the concept of That can be my next tweet! It’s a site with one of those annoying URLs that is impossible to remember, even though it looks good in the title bar.

However, if you do manage to find your way there, you are presented with a simple option - put in your Twitter username and see what your next tweet could be.

It’s taking your previous words and combining them in some weird and wonderful ways. Sometimes it takes a few clicks before you get anything that makes sense, but the results can be hilarious. It can also be quite addictive. Here are a couple of my recent ones:

Ooh Miranda Hart on my journalism course - Who, what, why: Why do is so right.

Getting a bit philosophical there. I’d quite like Miranda to be on my course because it’s distance learning so that would mean she had come round for tea!

Reading: F1 on the time! Editing a good anyways! Film Watch - Trulli: and everything.

Reading and watching films at the same time is what I am trying to avoid now. However, doesn’t Trulli: and Everything sound like a fascinating concept for a movie? Maybe.

And finally, although I could go on forever:

New I blame entirely. Blog post: That’ll set you up to actually don’t remember why.

One day I will write that post.

Try it, but, er, don’t come crying to me when your day has disappeared in a huge heap of nonsensical sentences.

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