I’ve already mentioned my desire to buy a house and make it solar powered and very eco-friendly.

It’ll be tough to do that in this country, given the lack of adequate space, and the cost of the space once you find it. The best bet is to move somewhere else, like France.

But I want to get a nice big plot of land with plenty of space to sort out a vegetable garden and the usual compost and green features that you would expect. This does not come cheap. Nor does having the time look after chickens and vegetables.

And most of all, I don’t speak French. Well, I learnt a little at school, but I chose Spanish as my GCSE. For some reason I can remember more French than I can Spanish, but nothing particularly useful.

I’m really gonna have to learn.