It always happens: I go on holiday, taking a week off work, and when I return, they’ve changed everything. The IT system was completely different, logging on had changed and we were on new servers.

I managed to figure it all out but this time they’ve got a new, stricter internet filter. The only thing I can look at is BBC News and Wikipedia. I have never loved BBC News more.

However, now I am sitting for 24 hours in front of my laptop with nothing but the internet to entertain me. (That’s an exaggeration but shh.) Will I be sick of it by the end?