Title: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Director: David Slade Year: 2010 Run time: 2hrs 4m
“Bella (Stewart) once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward (Pattinson) and her friendship with Jacob (Lautner) – knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.”
0:38 - These films do epic rain, I must say. 3:15 - “…is also great.” Worst poetry ever. 5:15 - She’s oh-so-worried people will think she is pregnant, but hey, it’s fine turn me into a vampire, no biggie. 8:34 - Omg, Edward is being creepy, and she’d do well to run a mile. 13:31 - “It’s an intense thing.” 21:53 - Am proud of the woman with the scars that makes epic muffins. 27:02 - I feel like a relationship in which you say ‘I smell like a dog, I’m sorry,” is not a good one. 28:39 - “From now on, I’m Switzerland, okay?” 30:14 - Trouble is, Volvos are just not dramatic. 36:09 - Jasper is so scary. 38:14 - She’s so weird?? Being a vampire must be awful and she acts like they are keeping it from her. 40:36 - Jacob is the best, all the options, all the truth. 42:45 - Jacob is not the best. 46:58 - “I was a little theatrical back then.” 49:53 - Fanning has a bit of the force about her. 54:39 - Where did they get red Bella scent from? 57:36 - “Never go for the obvious kill.” 1:07:08 - She’s so contrary. We shouldn’t be apart. But we can’t go together. Don’t leave me, but don’t choose me over your family. BLAH. 1:13:48 - That’s the fountain music from Ocean’s Eleven. 1:18:27 - Chaperone strolls! 1:19:05 - Oof, that ring though. 1:25:59 - He really does just walk around all the time with barely any clothes on. 1:30:22 - BIT OF BROMANCE. 1:35.27 - It’s all so… invasive. Get out of my head, stop listening to my thoughts, controlling my emotions, seeing my future. 1:39:24 - She’s the worst liar ever! 1:43:31 - Turns out vampires is flammable.
This film is a lot better than the previous two, the characters are starting to develop a little bit, although it’s all still way over-the-top dramatic. I like the love triangle going on, developing more and more, although the relationships are all intensely unhealthy and the boys are a little bit too happy to force themselves around.
Still massively loving the dad, and Anna Kendrick’s speech was fab. Not so happy about the werewolves, I get that they are hot and wolfy but they could just put a t-shirt on occasionally.
And Bella is still grinding my gears at every opportunity. “I’ve never felt normal.” WHO HAS? Doesn’t mean you have to become a vampire.