Title: Fast & Furious 6 Director: Justin Lin Year: 2013 Run time: 2hrs 10m
“Since Dom (Diesel) and Brian’s (Walker) Rio heist toppled a kingpin’s empire and left their crew with $100 million, our heroes have scattered across the globe. But their inability to return home and living forever on the lam have left their lives incomplete. Meanwhile, Hobbs (Johnson) has been tracking an organization of lethally skilled mercenary drivers across 12 countries, whose mastermind (Evans) is aided by a ruthless second-in-command revealed to be the love Dom thought was dead, Letty (Rodriguez). The only way to stop the criminal outfit is to outmatch them at street level, so Hobbs asks Dom to assemble his elite team in London. Payment? Full pardons for all of them so they can return home and make their families whole again.”
1:12 – Jeepers, where the heck is that road? 2:37 – Yeah! Flashbacks over the credits. Memories. 4:09 – No clips from Tokyo Drift though, ha! Pretend the bad one doesn’t exist. 10:01 – “They hit like thunder and disappear like smoke.” 14:22 – Brian is rocking a very strong Vettel vibe in this. 18:47 – Half of the team surely don’t know who Lettie is? 24:33 – Yea, loving Rock’s tank. Stray police cars just bounce off. 32:16 – Oof, that’s a bullet of betrayal. 38:12 – Big mistake. Huge. 53:07 – Love the sentiment “I feel somewhat warm towards you.” That’s my kind of romance. 55:07 – Jeez, epic trying to remember what happened in the Mexico film. 58:35 – Ah-ha, the guy got punched again. 1:07:08 – Street races in London are started by RITA ORA??? 1:09:16 – London roads are not designed for nos. 1:12:17 – She’s accident prone like me. 1:22:27 – “Guaran-damn-tee.” 1:27:36 – TANK! 1:34:20.- I mean, I’m calling all the shenanigans but it was still awesome. 1:44:01 – They’re fighting again but they’ve totally swapped sides. 1:45:57 – Was just saying how much I love a flying punch and Vin pulls out a flying head butt! 1:54:37 – Oh look, they JUST ran out of runway.
This film was ridiculous, over the top, full of unbelievable stunts and generally just very silly. But I still loved it. The stuff with the tank was about as crazy as it gets, particularly people flying through the air like Superman, but it was fun and never taking itself too seriously, which is what made it acceptable.
Also, I was so sad at the end, when Han suffered his loss and then they showed the scenes from F&F3 as well. I didn’t think I’d actually grow to care about these characters at all. I didn’t think I’d get much past the first film, but now I’m totally in love with them all! It’s not Shakespeare and it’s not going to change the world, but I think it’s brilliant.