Title: Big Fish Director: Tim Burton Year: 2003 Run time: 2hrs 05
I have to say, the trailer for this does not make it particularly appealing, but Ewan McGregor has not let me down before, and it comes highly recommended from several places. Who am I to say no?
00:00:39 - Did I accidentally rent Finding Nemo? 00:03:12 - Is that Daddy Warbucks? 00:06:09 - Oh hey, look, a Tim Burton film with Helena Bonham Carter in it. Go figure. 00:07:30 - That’s not strictly possible, is it? I feel like an umbilical cord and something called friction might get in the way. 00:11:48 - He’s brave. Or stupid. 00:12:49 - That kid does look like he could grow up to be Ewan McGregor. ****00:19:48 - Three years in bed! I couldn’t cope. 00:22:13 - Woah, they really are a mob with pitchforks. ****00:28:43 - It got to be nighttime quite quickly - maybe that’s where LOST got it from. 00:29:53 - Are you kidding me? I’m supposed to empathise with a character that willingly walks through webs of jumping spiders?? 00:32:12 - Hehehe, it’s Steve Buscemi! Love him. 00:32:59 - That woman is weird looking. What have I seen her in? (Post film research says Friends.) 00:36:51 - The lawn looks so lush you could almost eat it. Well, probably not actually. 00:40:44 - If simply saying “this isn’t how I die” worked, the NHS would be much better off. 00:43:13 - That seems quite intimate for a daughter-in-law. Why is she even in his room? 00:46:21 - Oh no, circuses are scary. 00:49:24 - Let’s be fair. Anyone is a collusus compared to Danny Devito. 00:50:45 - How do they do that with the popcorn? 00:55:48 - No one would be satisfied with just daffodils after all that work. 00:58:58 - How can he throw a stick after being shot in the arm? 01:00:33 - Where did he get that suit from? Bah, I must stop picking holes. 01:05:45 - “He’s almost a stranger and I prefer him to you.” 01:08:18 - This is ever so reminiscent of Forrest Gump, only Bloom is not so oblivious to goings on around him. 01:14:29 - I’d be like, dude, I just hung that washing up. 01:20:20 - What if being himself is telling stories? What’s so wrong with that? 01:24:58 - It takes a certain kind of person to be accidentally roped into a bank robbery. 01:26:10 - Buscemi always ends up wielding a gun somehow. 01:34:53 - Oh no! Where’s the lush green lawn gone? 01:39:47 - The giant is back, yay. 01:46:49 - I suppose a film like this is never going to end well. 01:55:53 - I don’t know if I’d want to be called a “very big fish.”
Despite the generally negative tone of most of my comments above, the film was actually alright. As I mentioned, the trailer does not sell it at all well, and I think the fanciful nature of it is overplayed to make it look silly, when actually there’s a heart-warming story behind all that is going on.