Published December 24, 2020


Film info

  • Title Fatman
  • Directors Eshom Nelms, Ian Nelms
  • Year 2020
  • Run time 1hr 40m
  • Genres Action, Comedy, Drama
  • Tagline Tis the season to get even

To save his declining business, Chris Cringle, also known as Santa Claus, is forced into a partnership with the US military. Making matters worse, Chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin, hired by a precocious 12-year-old after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.

Live blog

Time Comment
2:58 This is a very scary child.
5:02 “You have fun shooting the trash.”
12:15 So far, no idea what’s going on.


Yea, I didn’t enjoy this. I was quite looking forward to a Christmas movie that wasn’t all festive and joy and light. Die Hard, anyone? But I didn’t know what was going on, the tone of it was all over the place, and I felt like it was going to take a long time to get going so… other Christmas movies to watch, thanks. Mel Gibson looked like he was doing a good job, though.

Rating: Unrated

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