- Title Fatman
- Directors Eshom Nelms, Ian Nelms
- Year 2020
- Run time 1hr 40m
- Genres Action, Comedy, Drama
- Tagline Tis the season to get even
To save his declining business, Chris Cringle, also known as Santa Claus, is forced into a partnership with the US military. Making matters worse, Chris gets locked into a deadly battle of wits against a highly skilled assassin, hired by a precocious 12-year-old after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
|2:58||This is a very scary child.|
|5:02||“You have fun shooting the trash.”|
|12:15||So far, no idea what’s going on.|
Yea, I didn’t enjoy this. I was quite looking forward to a Christmas movie that wasn’t all festive and joy and light. Die Hard, anyone? But I didn’t know what was going on, the tone of it was all over the place, and I felt like it was going to take a long time to get going so… other Christmas movies to watch, thanks. Mel Gibson looked like he was doing a good job, though.