Recently, I drove past one of those building sites with white boarding all the way round. It was early on in the building process, as there was no sign of any brickwork, and merely a crane or two ready to get going. On the white boarding were some advertising hoardings, preparing you for the new supermarket that will appear at some point in the future.
The slogan read something like: Delicious things are worth waiting for.
Someone had defaced the ad, crossed out the word ‘waiting’ and replaced it with ‘bribing the council’.