I don’t think I have ever felt this uncomfortable in my own skin.
Therefore the first of my New Year’s Resolutions is definitely to start doing something about this.
My usual plan of action would be to stop any kind of food passing my lips for a week or so and then go back to normal. This time, I’m going to do it properly. Cut down on the biscuits, start doing some exercise (ugh) and try and be a lot healthier.
That’s the plan. I’m really serious about this, because I didn’t even say to myself: “As a New Year’s resolution, I will start on January 1st and cram as many calories until then.” I actually started this today. But I am not the first to say they will lose weight as a resolution, am I?