I’ve fallen out with my TV

Dear Strictly Dance Fever people,

Are you freaking kidding me with this? Sadie and Joseph? No. I know they’re brilliant choreographers but Danny and Jodie should have won.

Dear Big Brother people,

Why kick out dear ol’ Mary when you could have kicked out boring Craig? I mean, at least Mary was interesting (if a little too interesting) at times. Craig has done nothing but sit around and bitch about the other housemates without really taking the time to get to know them.

Thus ends my complaints. I’ve decided I’m not voting for anything ever again because whoever I vote for seems to lose out. This way I’ll still be unhappy with the result but my phone bill will be less.